do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
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