none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
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