using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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