Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
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