So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
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