Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
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That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
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you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
You told the bartender at least five times that you were naming your son "Jagermeister" but you would use the bartender's name "Fernando" as his middle name. You were drunk.
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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