No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
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