They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
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We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
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I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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