Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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