I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
Randomize
