my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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