Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
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