we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
You can't just leave with hair like that
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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