Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
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