we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
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Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
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I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
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