I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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