We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
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She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
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sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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