i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
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