he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
Randomize
