There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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