Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
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So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
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I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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