I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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