I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
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Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
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I hugged the bouncer as we left.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
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