I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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