I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
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When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
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