so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
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