I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
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