I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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