so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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