why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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