the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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