I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
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we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
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She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
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