Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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