is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
Do you know how when animals have surgery they put those cones around their heads so they can't lick their wounds so they can heal? I think someone should invent that for human emotions.
the new apple iphone has a feature that can find itself if you lose it, apple is getting closer to making a phone completely drunkproof...
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Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
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I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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