Soap is not a condiment
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
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I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
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So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
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