the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
Randomize
