i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
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