We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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