Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
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While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
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i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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