I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
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found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
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I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
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