Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
porn star boner night. come get it.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
is it fun? or sober?
Randomize
