I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
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This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
She bit a glass in half.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
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I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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