i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
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Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
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Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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