its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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