wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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