TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
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Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
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So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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