Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
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You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
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He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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