I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
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I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
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idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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