Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
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