Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
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Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
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Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
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