i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
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By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
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Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
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