i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
Randomize
